雙語閱讀：最棒的事情

雙語閱讀：最棒的事情

　　Three old men were sitting around and talking.

　　三個老頭坐在一起聊天。

　　The 80-year-old remarked, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee."

　　八十歲的老頭說：“對我來說最棒的事，就是可以好好小個便。”

　　"I stand there for 20 minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."

　　“我現在都要站個二十分鐘一滴一滴地小便，而且還會痛，得一直跑廁所才行。”

　　The 85-year-old remarked, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement."

　　八十五歲的老頭說：“對我來說最棒的`事，就是可以好好大個便。”

　　I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."

　　“各種可以弄到的瀉藥我都試過了，還是沒什么用。”

　　Then the 90-year-old remarked, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6 a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee."

　　九十歲的老頭說：“我都沒有這些問題。每天早上六點整，我都會舒服而盡情地小便。”

　　"At 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7 a.m."

　　“六點半一到，就會舒服地大便。對我來說最棒的事，就是我能不能在早上七點前醒來。”

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