老婆的話永遠是對的
對于我們平頭百姓來說,居家過日子很不容易,能夠娶個老婆和自己生活一輩子就更不容易了,所以,當初一個小女子看上我過后,我是激動了好久,關于她向我提出的條件,我是照單全收,所有的條件歸結起來大概為兩條,一是必須時時自愿的接受她的領導;二是如有不同意見,請參照第一條。在當時的哪個年代,能有女孩子要求做你的領導,那簡直就是你的福氣啊,何況這兩個條件完全不關乎經濟方面,我感恩帶德的、毫不猶豫的、信誓旦旦的連忙承諾著,一定遵從命令,服從指揮,只要她能和我過一輩子,我就永遠牢記這兩條最高指示,堅決無條件的遵守和維護這兩條最高指示的權威性。
說起來容易,做起來不易啊!婚前的承諾,是以我婚后的生活付出為代價的,天下的男子漢,誰能沒有一點個性呢?兩個人的天地時間久了,當初的新婚燕爾逐漸被侵蝕,當當初的哪個小女孩演變成我小孩子他媽的時候,我才發現處于被領導地位的痛苦和可悲啊,原來兩口之家,我可以心甘理得的穩固二把手的位置,處于一人之下。如今隨著孩子的茁壯成長,我的地位有搖搖欲墜動蕩起伏的趨勢,因此,自己的言行也就常常會有在承諾的最高指示邊緣徘徊的身影,對于家里的領導也就不似以前的言聽計從了,好在一把手的大度和及時提醒,我才發現當初兩條最高指示的威力是如此的巨大,由于我是男子漢,大丈夫,一言九鼎,承諾過的言行,就要不打折扣的去踐行,不然堂堂七尺之軀,何能挺立與天地之間。
話雖如此好說,家常過日子,難免會有勺子碰鍋沿的時候,有時候在家里領導的決策失誤,或者有蠻不講理的時候,我就有沖擊一把手位置的蠢蠢欲動心理,經常在事后和家里的領導擺事實,講道理,在遵從一把手的前提下,循序漸進的做工作,甚至自己還能痛哭流涕的表忠心,然后在領導心態平和以及高興的時候,提出自己的高明高招,目的其實就是一個,讓家里的領導看到我的英明,然后能夠禪讓位置。遺憾的是,到目前為止,我的策反沒有成功,始終還在接受當初承諾的兩條指示的束縛。
當初輕易的承諾,使老婆在家里有了不可撼動的地位,同時也讓她擁有了至高無上的權力,即使許多是她的過錯,往往在無形之中很榮幸的落在了我的身上,比如說我當初提醒領導不要涉足股市,意見沒有被領導采錄,如今使家里財政出現巨大虧空,乃至嚴重赤字,結果錯不在領導,錯在我不是莊家,(老婆大人的原話)就拿昨碗洗碗的小事來說吧,明明是一把手自己沒有將碗放好,導致幾個小碗從臺面上滑落,跌的'粉碎,結果家里的領導卻怨我,抱怨的唯一目的就是說我沒有幫助她做好事情的善后工作,讓我又一次失去了獻寵的機會。瞧瞧,這就是我家一把手的邏輯和理論。
沒辦法,順從就是和諧,爭論可能就會暴發戰爭,承諾就必須兌現,世上什么是好?“女子”兩字合成為“好”,有如此的一把手女子相伴一生,就是幸福和諧快樂的一生,難道我還能咋樣?用家里領導的話說,還想反天不成?還想當初的承諾不算數不成?
唉!你不要不信我說的話,如果你處在我的環境,你還不一定能做到象我一樣呢?現在,我家里的領導到那里都是春風滿面,因為,我始終在信奉著一句真理-----老婆的話,永遠是對的。只要她開心,哪怕就是皇帝的新裝,我都會說是世界上最美麗的衣裳。誰叫咱們只是平頭百姓呢?自己哄自己開心,對別人又沒有什么危害,有什么不好呢。
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非常經典有深度的電影英文臺詞
1.一個人總要走陌生的路,看陌生的風景,聽陌生的歌,然后在某個不經意的瞬間,你會發現,原本是費盡心機想要忘記的事情真的就那么忘記了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.幸福,不是長生不老,不是大魚大肉,不是權傾朝野。幸福是每一個微小的生活愿望達成。當你想吃的時候有得吃,想被愛的時候有人來愛你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.愛情是燈,友情是影子,當燈滅了,你會發現你的周圍都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以給你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我愛你不是因為你是誰,而是我在你面前可以是誰。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.愛情,要么讓人成熟,要么讓人墮落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.舉得起放得下的叫舉重,舉得起放不下的叫負重。可惜,大多數人的愛情,都是負重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我們每個人都生活在各自的過去中,人們會用一分鐘的時間去認識一個人,用一小時的時間去喜歡一個人,再用一天的時間去愛上一個人,到最后呢,卻要用一輩子的時間去忘記一個人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一個人一生可以愛上很多的人,等你獲得真正屬于你的幸福之后,你就會明白一起的傷痛其實是一種財富,它讓你學會更好地去把握和珍惜你愛的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年輕的時候會想要談很多次戀愛,但是隨著年齡的增長,終于領悟到愛一個人,就算用一輩子的時間,還是會嫌不夠。慢慢地去了解這個人,體諒這個人,直到愛上為止,是需要有非常寬大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.當明天變成了今天成為了昨天,最后成為記憶里不www.oh100.com再重要的某一天,我們突然發現自己在不知不覺中已被時間推著向前走,這不是靜止火車里,與相鄰列車交錯時,仿佛自己在前進的錯覺,而是我們真實的在成長,在這件事里成了另一個自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.離開我就別安慰我,要知道每一次縫補也會遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾經擁有的,不要忘記。不能得到的,更要珍惜。屬于自己的,不要放棄。已經失去的,留作回憶。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜歡并習慣了對變化的東西保持著距離,這樣才會知道什么是最不會被時間拋棄的準則。比如愛一個人,充滿變數,我于是后退一步,靜靜的看著,直到看見真誠的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的愛是俯視而生,而女人的愛是仰視而生。如果愛情像座山,那么男人越往上走可以俯視的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰視的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的愛情是你通過一個人看到整個世界,壞的愛情是你為了一個人舍棄世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前,應該一直留有一個地方,獨自留在那里。然后去愛。不知道是什么,不知道是誰,不知道如何去愛,也不知道可以愛多久。只是等待一次愛情,也許永遠都沒有人。可是,這種等待,就是愛情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有誰不曾為那暗戀而痛苦?我們總以為那份癡情很重,很重,是世上最重的重量。有一天,暮然回首,我們才發現,它一直都是很輕,很輕的。我們以為愛的很深,很深,來日歲月,會讓你知道,它不過很淺,很淺。最深和最重的愛,必須和時日一起成長。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在這個世界上,只有真正快樂的男人,才能帶給女人真正的快樂。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感,就要感性;如果沒有感性,就要理性;如果沒有理性,就要有自知之明;如果連這個都沒有了,她只有不幸。
If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的愛情,需要的不是傷心,而是時間,一段可以用來遺忘的時間。一顆被深深傷了的心,需要的不是同情,而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.
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